January 2011
Emma Watson vs me.
shannethemuggle:
When Emma laughs:
When I laugh:
When she dances:
When I dance:
When she whips her hair:
When I whip my hair:
When she cries:
When I cry:
When she winks:
When I try to wink:
IN GENERAL, THIS IS EMMA WATSON:
AND THIS IS ME:
Rafa's birthday.
Must say, today was absolutely fucking amazing. I guess what really made it uber amazing for me, was that today was my friend Rafael’s birthday. And he had told me he was inviting a few girls from his old school to come along. And at first i was all like “oh god, this is going to be awkward as fuck since i dont know a few of the people there” But no, it wasn’t awkward at...
Ugg Boots and Shorts
kisabel:
chuck-taylors:
I’m just:
WHAT? WERE YOUR FEET COLD, AND YOUR VAGINA HOT??
They see me rollin', they hatin'
That moment when someone jokes about something...
crucifictorious:
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
b-b-beliebthat:
omg the gif LMAO
The moment when terrible pictures of you are...
Not being able to get my skinny jeans off.
kirstenamanda:
My problem is that I can't stay mad; I always end...
shaneashly:
wilderstoriesoflove:
...
After a while people just lose interest in me.
gimmmeshocktreatment:
tumblr goes against every single parental safety...
don’t talk to strangers
don’t tell strangers online your real name
don’t say where you live
or your birthdate
no posting pictures of yourself online
don’t talk about your personal life
not swearing is good
don’t give out contacting information
Mumbling the bits of songs you don't know then...
sarahramora:
Dancing at a party
Expectation:
Reality:
If you're a real Tumblr user, you must do this.
staypositivesara:
-lovelikewoe:
owlscientologist:
leopard-lady:
-pinstripes:
getaddictedtothis:
Reblog to see hidden message
L O L
I FIXED IT
oh my god
This is beautiful.
You're crying because your boyfriend dumped you?...
sh4nd0g:
alexeatsdinos:
...
oh my god. There's gonna be a "Fairly Odd Parents"...
breezylikemeezy:
when someone talks to me when my favorite part of...
gotta start the whole song over like
I hate when I talk to my mom...
aleehwaldorf:
And she’s screaming like…
And I’m just sitting there listening like…
Then she says I have an attitude…
And I’m like…
Then she tries to hit me like…
And I’m tryna dodge em’ like…
And she’s still hittin’ me like…
And through the hits I’m like…
And I try to play hurt like…
Then she leaves… and I’m like…
ahahahahahhahaahahhahahahah Gosh that’s...
how kids dance today...
How I danced when I was their age:
How I dance now:
Trying to look cute
amandafiske:
Expectation:
Reality:
when your friend tells you that they've seen...
bitch, i am the one and only.
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
alice-the-daisy-slayer-two:
cartasaovento:
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
When I walk down hallways
Expectation
Reality
THE MOMENT YOUR ENEMY TRIPS IN FRONT OF YOU AND...
thenameiscarlo:
ENEMY STANDS AND LOOKS AT EVERYONE LIKE
EVERYONE STARES AT HER LIKE
THEN SHE LOOKS AT YOU AND YOU’RE LIKE
SHE LEAVES LOOKING LIKE
ALL OF YOU LOOK LIKE
THE END!
